Romania-France: A Quiz
You know when you were in junior high? And you were terrified to show your parents the D you got in Math? But when you got home, they’d just learned that your sister was pregnant?*
This is kind of like that. OR:
Thank GAWD for Italy.
* Laurie would like everyone to know that she does not have a sister.
And with that said, a little review of the Romania game, in quiz form:
1. “Romania-France highlights” are:
A. Available online
B. The ultimate cure for insomnia
C. An oxymoron.
D. All of the above.
2. Chelsea is:
A. The name of Hillary’s daughter
B. A coachless team in England
C. Where good French players go to die. (Makelele excepted, of course.)
D. All of the above
3. Alain Perrin is:
A. The winner of the domestic double
B. Jobless
C. The selfish bastard who ran Karim Benzema into the ground this season
D. All of the above
Math problem
4. Abidal@Barcelona + Malouda@Chelsea are
A. = (Abidal + Malouda)@Lyon
B. > (Abidal + Malouda)@Lyon
C. < (Abidal + Malouda)@Lyon
D. having nightmares about Evra and Ben Arfa
E. both C and D
5. The title of Domenech’s book is:
A: “Coaching: A Basic Refresher Course”
B. “Lighting a Fire Under Problem Employees”
C. “Is Zidane Really Happy in Retirement?”
D. “How to Change Careers in Mid-Life”
E. “Scoring for Dummies”
F. “Will She Still Love Me When I’m Unemployed?”
6. “Contra Tamas Goian Rat” is:
A. A frighteningly vicious new Amazon discovery
B. Currently being bred for laboratory experiments
C. The backline that did their best to deny our boys Euro glory
Essay Question
7. In 100 words or less, describe your feelings as you realized that your team’s “easy” game was going to end, at best, in a nil-nil draw.
BONUS WORDS: Frustrated, Devastated, Nauseated, Apoplectic, Alcoholic, Astrologic, Existential, Hedonistic, Bacchanalic, Catatonic.
DOUBLE BONUS WORDS: Karma, Beer.
TRIPLE BONUS PHRASE: Sympathy Sex.
Now wasn’t that cathartic?
Romania is done. I believe I’ve gotten this game out of my system. I’m ready to be an optimist again. We have the talent to do this!
Allez les Bleus!!
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http://france.worldcupblog.org Laurie
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