What to wear

What look should French fans be going for inside the stadium when they’re cheering on the boys this summer?

Well there’s the nationalist, all-conquering ensemble from a golden age (right), but remember that ultimately ended a defeat so probably not a good omen.

Perhaps some of the fans will be tempted by the ‘leave them in no doubt you’re a Frenchman look’ (left), but that isn’t really going to impress the opposition fans or players. Traditional and at least you’ll have something to snack on during the game, but if you’re playing Brazil and the other end is filled with yellow bikini’s that’s where all the attention will be.

Trying to add a little sex appeal would be good but nobody wants to see your grandmother with her bra off.

The ideal scenario is you and your girlfriend getting matching French shirts and she wearing hers exactly as shown (below). The rest of the football public will thank you for it.