Philippe Mexès Does Life As an M&M

I have the answer the question you didn’t know you were desperate to ask. But now that I’m putting it into your mind you’ll be thinking, “I could not have lived out my life without knowing this.” And that questions is:

What would the Truly Pretty Philippe Mexès look like as an M&M?

Well, guess what? I have the answer for you, thanks to the ever-alert Martha and the creative genius of “Favorite Flavor.

Okay, so if you’ve followed this blog for awhile, you’ll know that I’m not a huge fan of pretty blond players with fanzines. And Philippe dropped even closer to the bottom of my Favorite Player list (if this is possible) last week when he tried to take out Juninho in the Roma-Lyon Champions League game.

But on the other hand… Well, who doesn’t love M&Ms? So maybe this gives me something to work with in my attempts at learning to love like not hate Philippe.

And to further help the process along… Well, it’s always fun to see players score goals. Particularly defenders, who tend to get a teensy bit more excited about it than players who do it every day. So here you go.

P.S. And just for you, dear readers, I am desperately searching for the full-size photo of the inset of Philippe with the man-bag. Stay tuned.