The Ribéry Injury (You Don’t Want to Know)

So what was it that took Franck Ribéry out for the next month? We’ll call it a “groin injury” and leave it at that. If you want the gory details, check out Sam’s Ligue 1 site.

For the record, guys, memorize those two words. They will get you out of anything. It’s kind of like our “cramps.” We truly just do not want to know.

Get well soon, Franck. (And forgive us if we try not to think of you for a month or so.)