Zidane and Red Bulls (I Wish I’d Written This)

February 14th, 2007 | by: Laurie | View Comments

This came from the LA Times and was written by Mike Penner. You have NO idea how much I with I’d thought of this first!.
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Raging Bull?

Rumor: Zinedine Zidane is considering a move to the New York Red Bulls of Major League Soccer.

Fact: The Red Bulls are named after and sponsored by the energy drink of the same name.

Fact: Zidane is a soccer player of world-class skills, with a temper to match.

Fact: Zidane was ejected from the 2006 World Cup final for angrily head-butting an opposing player.

Fact: Zidane was red-carded during the first round of the 1998 World Cup for stomping on an opposing player.

Fact: Zidane has been ejected 14 times during his professional career.

Fact: Red Bull is loaded with caffeine and taurine and has been known to cause somewhat intense reactions during moments of physical exertion.

Just wondering: Anybody else thinking this might not be such a great idea?